Toddlers & Tiaras: Alana the Honey Boo-Boo Child (Video)

Pop Culture, WTF — By Dave on 2012/01/06 3:23 AM

Toddlers and Tiaras contestant Alana says: ‘A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!’ That about sums the video up. The soda-addicted beauty queen from Georgia is dubbed as the ‘Most Hilarious Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant Ever,’ but that show is still far too messed up for me to laugh about it.

Joeblow

Future welfare skank mother
Guest

Not funny. These kids are messed up by their parents and should be placed in a loving home that will help their growth not hurt it.
Asdfasd

oh god kill it with fire
Guest

I don’t want to look but I can’t turn away…
christie

I am shocked,what is she going to do when the real world slaps her in the face and she has no moneyyyyy
Patricia

Far too soon she’ll realize she is NOT a beauty queen. It’s going to be a hard fall for her. Maybe all this exposure will work out for her in some way, but I’m sure it won’t be on a runway.