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Malawi is Going to Ban Farting

Malawi is Going to Ban Farting

The government of Malawi is about to enact a law making it illegal to “foul the air” in public, the Daily Mail reports. Or, in other words, don’t fart in Malawi – you could be committing a crime.

Drunk Man in Hungary Tries to Steal an Entire Condom Vending Machine Under His Coat

Drunk Man in Hungary Tries to Steal an Entire Condom Vending Machine Under His Coat

A man in Hungary found himself banned from a bar after he got caught attempting to exit the establishment with an entire condom vending machine under his coat. Miklos Antal told police he had…

Man caught having sex with show hogs, gave four of them vaginal infections

Man caught having sex with show hogs, gave four of them vaginal infections

Andrew Lee Nash, a 52-year-old Greenwood man was jailed on charges that he sexually assaulted several hogs, giving four of them vaginal infections.

Turkish Man Seeks Police Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

Turkish Man Seeks Police Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his wife’s constant demands for sex. The man came to his local police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen, Baden-Wurttemberg saying that…

TV Host Can’t Stop Laughing (Video)

TV Host Can’t Stop Laughing (Video)

Few months ago Canadian police discovered a marijuana plantation in western Canada guarded by 13 black bears. While animals showed no signs of aggressive behaviour and were in fact tame, this TV host working for RCB (Russian Canadian Broadcasting) couldn’t keep herself from bursting into laughter while reading the story.

Oakland Second-Graders Reportedly Had Oral Sex In Classroom! (Video)

Oakland Second-Graders Reportedly Had Oral Sex In Classroom! (Video)

Oakland’s Markham Elementary School is rocked by shocking sex scandals with several second-grade students involved. In the second incident a boy and girl reportedly engaged in oral sex…

Strange Dead Spot on Hisense Arena at Australian Open (Video)

Strange Dead Spot on Hisense Arena at Australian Open (Video)

Maria Sharapova’s match against Julia Goerges at the Australian Open on Friday was delayed for 20 minutes due to a dead spot on the court of . As the two began warming up, the ball fell dead flat when it hit a patch in the service box…

Marc Higgins Stabbed Four People After Being Teased About His Farts

Marc Higgins Stabbed Four People After Being Teased About His Farts

A 21-year-old man charged with stabbing four people at a party, told investigators he became enraged because people were criticizing him for passing gas. Marc Higgins, who was described by witnesses as being “very drunk,” stormed out of the party, came back armed with three knives and started stabbing…

Oklahoma Nurse Fights for License After Sex With Dying Patient

Oklahoma Nurse Fights for License After Sex With Dying Patient

Amber Van Brunt, of Shawnee, Okla., says she had a sexual relationship with Chris Reiter, a patient who was battling Lou Gehrig’s disease, according to The Oklahoman. Still, she says that the relationship was consensual…

Man Escapes Death After Trying to Save Sinking Boat

Man Escapes Death After Trying to Save Sinking Boat

Surging waters on the Brisbane River caused a yacht to sink, taking its skipper with it. When the Orion broke free of its mooring and ran into floating debris, the damaged vessel began to take on water. Skipper Russell Bentley swam out and…