Posts Tagged ‘turtle’

GoPro Turtle Cam (Video)

GoPro Turtle Cam (Video)

A tortuga turtle gets a GoPro camera strapped to her shell…

Giant Tortoise vs Camera (Video)

Giant Tortoise vs Camera (Video)

A Galapagos giant tortoise notices the camera and comes in closer to inspect it. Close enough to stare deep into your soul and freak you out.

David Attenborough Narrates Tortoise Humping Shoe Video

David Attenborough Narrates Tortoise Humping Shoe Video

Sir David Attenborough does a live voice over for the famous tortoise shoe sex video on BBC One’s Graham Norton Show.

Florida Softshell Turtle Attack (Video)

Florida Softshell Turtle Attack (Video)

I said: NO CAMERAS!

Bearded Dragon Riding Tortoise (Video)

Bearded Dragon Riding Tortoise (Video)

A bearded dragon called Eddy Lizzard rides his buddy R.V the leopard tortoise around the room.

Kevin the Tortoise vs Tomato (Video)

Kevin the Tortoise vs Tomato (Video)

Kevin is a baby sulcata tortoise and he loves tomatoes. The problem is – he has terrible depth perception.

Cat vs Turtle (Video)

Cat vs Turtle (Video)

A curios cat meets a brave turtle…

Darth Vader Turtle

Darth Vader Turtle

Someone found a turtle with strange markings on the bottom of its shell. That pattern supposedly looks like Virgin Mary so the turtle was nicknamed ‘Holy Turtle’. But if anything, it looks like Darth Vader. What do you think? [poll id="3"]

Turtle Watching Porn (Video)

Turtle Watching Porn (Video)

Oh, Jeffery, you pervert!